Hey thanks for writing these nice responses. I didn’t mean for it to turn into a “sympathy for Jesse” fest. I really wasn’t trying to fish for compliments or something. I just couldn’t think of a good quiz question, and the thought of quitting Instagram has been on my mind. I feel like I have a somewhat toxic relationship with the Like function of social media, and sometimes it bears a weight on my spirit. Anyway there were some really nice, sweet answers, but the one I resonated most with was probably BEARDY GLASSES. SO you win a mixtape BEARDY GLASSES! How the fuck do I get in touch with you? Send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org and let me know your address. I’ll send you the tape.
I fixed my tape deck and decided to make a mixtape of stuff I’ve been enjoying on my bike rides to work. The cassette tape is still the superior medium for mixes. So I want to do this every once in a while and give them away to to one of my readers. You can qualify to receive this totally unique, single copy of MOYNJAMS VOL I if you:
1) Have a tape deck
2) Are the first to give a satisfactory answer this question in the comments section below:
Q: WHY SHOULD OR SHOULDN’T I CANCEL MY INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT? (OR) HOW DAMAGING TO THE PSYCHE WILL THE “LIKE FUNCTION” BE TO HUMANKIND OVER THE NEXT TEN YEARS?