{"id":1103,"date":"2011-02-09T01:03:38","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T07:03:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jessemoynihan.com\/?p=1103"},"modified":"2011-02-09T13:40:52","modified_gmt":"2011-02-09T19:40:52","slug":"forming-recap-episodes-41-89","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jessemoynihan.com\/?p=1103","title":{"rendered":"Forming Recap: Episodes 41-89"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Atys has several failed attempts ousting Serapis from CANAAN on orders from Ahura Mazda. After his latest failure, Ahura Mazda gives up on Atys. Then Atys remembers the name of a legendary figure called Marduk, who Serapis believes would be more powerful than shimself. Atys flies out to find Marduk, but passes out en route. Janus finds him flying through space unsconscious, and decides to send Atys to Marduk to see what would happen. Atys appears to undergo a transformation, and a few years later returns to wage battle on Serapis once again.<\/p>\n<p>Serapis is caught off-guard by Atys\u2019 newly gained power. Just as it seems Atys will beat Serapis, they are both surrounded by a herd of mammoths. From the herd emerges a tall ape-man with six nipples. He blasts Atys, removes dark sludge from his stomach, eats it, then barfs out a small tree branch and gives it to Atys.<\/p>\n<p>MEANWHILE IN ATLANTIS\u2026<br \/>\nRhea and her newborn Zeus look on as Cronus and Iapetus experiment with human gliders dusting fields of crops with DDT.<\/p>\n<p>MEANWHILE IN THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH\u2026<br \/>\nLucifer continues transforming the lizard man, while worrying about the Lapis Exilis. He then contacts Iapetus, and tells him to use drugs to create giant workers.<\/p>\n<p>Later, while wondering about the dosing program, Iapetus is attacked by Ghob, king of the gnomes\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; David Long<\/p>\n<p>So Iapetus son of Noah has his face removed by Ghob King of the Gnomes apparently because Ghob objects to this whole development thing. Lucifer fixes it up for him, making him look just like Nommo. Iapetus renames himself \u2018Nommo\u2019, though I will continue to refer to him as Iapetus to avoid confusion with the real Nommo who as far as I know is still asleep somewhere in the Earth\u2019s mantle. In a vengeful rage, Rhea daughter of Mithras takes off into the jungle and starts fucking shit up to provoke Ghob to come out and fight.<\/p>\n<p>Iapetus then successfully improves the dosing program to create even bigger giants, and gives all the workers super size and super strength.<br \/>\nMeanwhile Cain son of Serapis bites the Atys remnant and sees the Lapis Exilis which was once embedded in Lucifer\u2019s face. He communicates with Themis daughter of Noah and begins a journey from Serapis\u2019s camp to Atlantis.<\/p>\n<p>Noah himself completes his meditation and climbs a ladder of his own jizz into the sky where he meets the Creator. He then proceeds upward into an unknown space.<br \/>\nIapetus apparently under the control of Lucifer mobilises the army of giants seemingly against the inbound Cain, who Lucifer says will totally fuck Atlantis up. Presumably he just doesn\u2019t want Cain to get his hands on the Lapis Exilis.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.eufloria-game.com\/\">Alex May<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Atys has several failed attempts ousting Serapis from CANAAN on orders from Ahura Mazda. After his latest failure, Ahura Mazda gives up on Atys. Then Atys remembers the name of a legendary figure called Marduk, who Serapis believes would be more powerful than shimself. Atys flies out to find Marduk, but passes out en route. 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